EminemEminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's Goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you
AGAin. What's up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: OKay.
Eminem: So what's up? How's orders loOKing for the fIrst week?
Steve: It would be better If you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: ThIs album Is less than nothing. I can't sell thIs f**king record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve: VIolent Ground told me to Go f**k myself!
Eminem: Who's VIolent...?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove thIs record up my a**! Do you know
what It feels lIke to be told to have a record shoved up your a**?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I'm Gonna lose my f**kin' job over thIs. You know why Dre's record
was so successful? He's rappin' about bIg-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and
b**ches. You're rappin' about homoseXuals and VIcadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can't sell thIs sh*t!
Eminem: What-
Steve: EIther change the record or It's not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the f**k out of my offIce!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Steve: NOW!
Eminem: AlrIght man, whatever.